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The satirical twitter account @stats_canada literally tweets all the Canadian stereotypes you could ever imagine.

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2. All Tim Hortons fanatics would agree


Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else— Stats Canada

3. HOCKEY IS THE ONLY WAY


85% of Canadian license plates have a hockey team logo on them— Stats Canada

4. Ah, childhood.


The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend— Stats Canada

5. I take that as a compliment…


The average Canadian weighs 0.7 Americans— Stats Canada

6. Because it’s freezing 365 days of the year…

The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter— Stats Canada

7. Make snow forts, not war eh?

63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

63% of snow forts in Canada are not up to military standards— Stats Canada

8. Next to “eh”

The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying “excuse me” in a crowd— Stats Canada

9. Third to ‘Moose Chasing’…

'Beard Growing' is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

‘Beard Growing’ is the third most popular amateur sport in Canada— Stats Canada

10. It’s 100% during the playoffs…

84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

84% of Canadians get the most important news from TSN— Stats Canada

11. We’re always prepared for shitty weather

The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing— Stats Canada

12. And other 60% fuelled by Canadian bacon.

40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

40% of Canadian cars are fuelled by maple syrup— Stats Canada

13. Don’t forget the pinecones!

The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record— Stats Canada

14. And…

15. Always.

As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter

— Stats Canada (@stats_canada)

As of today, Canada is 0% of the way through the winter— Stats Canada

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