The Best Tweets Of @stats_canada

The satirical twitter account @stats_canada literally tweets all the Canadian stereotypes you could ever imagine. posted on

(This picture is NOT a representation of every Canadian)

2. All Tim Hortons fanatics would agree

Canadians are able to roll rims 78% more effectively than anyone else


4. Ah, childhood.

The average Canadian 12 year-old earned $10,000 shovelling snow over the weekend

5. I take that as a compliment…

6. Because it’s freezing 365 days of the year…

The divorce rate in Canada is 10% because couples need body warmth to survive winter

7. Make snow forts, not war eh?

8. Next to “eh”

The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd

9. Third to ‘Moose Chasing’…

10. It’s 100% during the playoffs…

11. We’re always prepared for shitty weather

The average Canadian is always wearing at least 6 layers of clothing

12. And other 60% fuelled by Canadian bacon.

13. Don’t forget the pinecones!

The average Canadian eats twice as many snowcones than any other country on record

14. And…

15. Always.

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