12 Great George Carlin Quotes

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tiffanym9 a year ago

Those are great quotes.
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And I can’t help but read it with his voice in my head.
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“I’ve never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea” “Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at that moment they’re not actually dying.”
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Emily G. a year ago

I love all these commenters quoting Carlin.
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dirtmcgirt a year ago

Re: the first one…that’s actually the median. not the mean.
See, pre-algebra wasn’t entirely useless. You can use it to be obnoxious on the internet!
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ToBGrey a year ago

Damn,, the guys good..
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“Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin.
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ebaumsworld a year ago

I bet he and Bill Hicks are getting drunk and stoned every night wherever the hell they are.
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hueyrocks a year ago

“The two pandas in the zoo: do you care if they f##k!? I don’t! I have no emotional stake in panda f##king.” - George Carlin, Back in Town (1996)
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Did you ever notice your stuff is stuff but other peoples stuff is shit? - Carlin
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“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
― George Carlin
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“We’re so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody’s going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven’t learned how to care for one another. We’re gonna save the fuckin’ planet? … And, by the way, there’s nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin’ great. It’s been here over four billion years … The planet isn’t goin’ anywhere, folks. We are! We’re goin’ away. Pack your shit, we’re goin’ away. And we won’t leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we’ll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.”
― George Carlin
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