Isn't there a rule somewhere where if two people are shaking hands in any fashion for more than a certain period of time, they are holding hands and thus just making intimate contact? They must love each other very much.

The 20 second handshake? admittedly cool. Imagining the time they spent face to face practicing and creating this handshake? pretty geeky.

Paddycake, Paddycake, Baker's Man

WEAK

That is cool! Wait, no. What's the opposite of cool?
That's what this is right here.

is this MISS MARY MACK for boys or something? or the old mcdonald's menu commercial handshake re-vamped?
(“big mac, fillet o' fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shake, sundaes and apple pies!”)

Whats all tha shit with the pinkys? Weak!

I thought this was a girl thing?

It's like thumb war, except Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style.

It just looks like a game of patty-cake. Hardly very masculine.

PEE BREAK.