25 Times Tim Riggins From “Friday Night Lights” Made You Wish You Were An Everyday Object

In my next life, I will be a beer bottle. Grasp me, Tim Riggins.

1. When he rested his head against this pillow.

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Stop it, you’re making me plush.

2. When he shook his head wearing these sunglasses.

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Can I be your aviatwhore?

3. When he had deep thoughts while biting this straw.

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I’ll be the straw, you’ll be the tall drink of water.

4. When he sat on the side of the road while cradling this gun.

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Strike me now, Cupid.

5. When he gently pet this dog.

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Throw me a bone here.

6. When he looked totally unimpressed in this helmet.

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The back of your head is ridiculous.

7. When he was completely over it while leaning on this desk.

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Is that a pencil or are you just happy to see me?

8. When he clenched this sock.

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Throw me in the hamper, I’m done.

9. When he locked lips with this pencil behind his ear.

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Just the tip. You know, cause that’s the part behind his ear.

10. When he took a break to rest on the frame of this house.

Check out that wood.

11. When he lounged on this lawn chair.

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I would even be that charred cooler.

12. When he sported this cowboy hat.

Save a horse, ride a Riggins.

13. When he held this glass.

And all other glasses in Texas felt inferior.

14. When he eyed this candle.

This little light is mine.

15. When he carried a baby while he carried this present.

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Slap a bow on me.

16. When he was sitting next to this lava lamp.

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And those dangling lights. And that green blanket.

17. When he had a deep moment on this pool table.

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Cue the rally girls.

18. When he did push-ups on this astro turf.

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Never thought you’d be jealous of astro turf did you?

19. When he was barely awake in these boxer briefs.

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Keep your Hanes off me. Just kidding.

20. When he looked into the sun while laying on this couch.

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Pleather never looked so good.

21. When he made this face while he drank this beer.

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22. When he stood in the woods and drank this beer.

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23. When he closed his eyes and drank this beer.

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24. When he sat in the yard and drank this beer.

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25. When he enjoyed the breeze and drank this beer.

Texas forever.

If all else fails, just let me be Gracie Bell.

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