52 Varieties of Douche

Male claims to be ketchup company heir. At around 12:40 a.m. Saturday, an Oxford Police Department (OPD) officer on patrol outside The Wood’s Food and Spirits reportedly noticed a male urinating on the sidewalk. The officer reportedly stopped his car and approached the male, who began to zip up his pants before walking away. Read the rest of the story @ DumbCollegeKids.com

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