Im a server at Chili's and I once waited on a wedding reception…

That's probably the best they could afford so I wouldn't be to hard on them.

They make the Starbucks couple seem like rich people… but I wish them all the best, and the luck that their marriage will last longer than 72 days, I'll give them some leeway if they reach pass the big 16 day mark as well.

Why don't we ever laugh at Star Wars-themed weddings? If that's what they wanted, so be it. Personally, I'd have my wedding at Jack in the Box.

Even if you don't have the money for all of the fancy stuff… I think you can do better than that.

does she have one huge front tooth?

Do I think this is kinda tacky? Sure.
But I bet people think it is kinda tacky that my dad paid $6000 ish for essentially a fancy party that, in the end, only about 50 people showed up for.
So really, go Rosemary and Clinton! I wish a lifetime of happiness.