1. You have clothing with a chronic leaf on it
I wonder if this guy smokes weed.
2. You hang up Snoop Dogg or Bob Marley posters
Not cliche at all.
3. You can’t eat unless you’re high
Or, “How Super Size Me Was Made Possible”
5. You can’t do anything without getting high first
Playing sports, seeing a movie, going for a walk. First things first.
6. You’re not the best judge of music
Everything just sounds so amazing. Including this guy.
7. You watch a movie and don’t remember any of it
The “Inception” Effect
8. You’re constantly telling people how much weed you smoke
We get it.
9. You imagine every kind of THC-infused food
Weed pancakes, weed challah, weed porridge, weed curry, weed yogurt…
11. You spend inordinate amounts of money and time on equipment
Bongs, bowels, vaporizers, Volcanos. Dad used to just roll doobies.