Pure self-promotion. GTFO.
Pure self-promotion. GTFO.
#16 Asshole parking across not 2 but three parking spaces, one of them handicapped. Sounds about fucking right.
Yeah, that’s the fucking problem with this article.
I needed to pee when I clicked on this. It was so insipid that now I’m afraid I’ll never pee again.
It’s a riff on NPR’s donors. Their foundation is a major NPR contributor. Check out Portlandia’s sketch where Fred’s character attends a fundraiser for him and Carrie to “take back MTV.”
Thou shalt not ever post any more insipid articles.
#20 die of cancer from second hand cigarette smoke.
It’s “hobnobbing.” If you want so badly to be a writer that you resort to Buzzfeed, you should at least pay attention to your spell-check warnings.
If you’re reading a list of tips from Buzzfeed to head into a job interview, you have little business applying for a job you actually want. Fuck this shite—It’s down to three: 1. Be yourself, totally. 2. Get actually good at what you can actually contribute to the organization. 3. Set your rate, and don’t be afraid to double their offer. You’d be surprised.
#4 Water is “free?” Misener, you need to take a long, hard look at your life. Clueless.
So now Buzzfeed is a fucking animal rescue? Put this shit on Facebook, where you can alienate your real friends, and keep the public out of your spiral. Fuck this.
Upper class is where not a single worker at your country house has ever seen the inside of a supermarket, not even the pastry chef.
I clicked on this article expecting to be annoyed, and after reading, I am standing in the bleachers, starting a sincere slow clap. Nice one, Erin.
Hahaha—in the first pic, the skeleton looks like it’s pouting after being staked.
Authors: Why not try using your time to develop a skill that can benefit the world, and prepare you for your retirements, so you don’t become a total drain on your families, and the rest of the world?
“Unleash your inner J.K. Growling.” Yeah, “Rowling” rhymes with “bowling,” not “growling,” genius. Ghad….
Bad embed. Next!
Shit, unnecessary video post. Booooooo!
Umm…summer didn’t end two weeks ago. It ends on Sep 21.
“No one in the history of the universe has ever meant to say ‘ducking’.” Um…”Officers saw the suspect ducking out the back door of the establishment,” or “Holyfield was ducking and weaving as well as he could until Tyson bit his ear off,” or “the employee was fired for ducking his responsibilities,” or “the radio producer used a ducking compressor to automatically lower the music as the DJ spoke.” Jesus, pick up a dictionary.
Without a recipe? This is nothing but a list of recipes—SPAM for “Food52.” Should be deleted.
“Who looks kind of like this lady:” Who is…?
For fuck’s, a video of stills? What are you, 12? BOOO!
This “creepy” video guy is the worst. Anyone can even make “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” creepy with the right delivery/context. Such a waste of bandwidth.
Sad as shit but [Citation needed].
And yes, gross, all results.
I think you’re referring to their tits. And yes, gross outcomes, all.
Shit, mean-spirited, braggy post. Some of us have to walk with canes, Dickhead.
“Drinking out of fruit.” This would be fine, albeit lame (who the fuck ever wants 1/16 of a drink?) “Drinking out of fruits,” however is offensive. Tough to believe the author passed secondary English composition, much less got hired as a “writer.”
This is pretty much a fucking Barney’s ad. Shite. And yeah, nasty. Don’t ever try and write anything else again Gerstein. Gross.
#14. The author forgot to include “nasty stripper nails.”
Man, you can almost smell the puppy breath!
Thanks Buzzfeed. A list of fruit.
Idiotic American obsession with “perfect” teeth. Veneers make young people look like creepy old people with dentures, just as much as hair plugs/rugs make older male rockers look like middle-aged lesbians. Just…stop.
Jesus. That’s the spelling in commonwealth countries, genius.
I’m sure Chipotle is gonna love seen employees like @dubstephh__ calling their customers fatasses.
Nice Ryobi advert. Boo!
Just go ahead and call it a “shreds,” FFS. Don’t try and lay claim to the well-worn territory.