21 Hilarious Senior Thesis Proposals That Actually Need To Be Written

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1. The Rise and Fall of the Sillybandz Empire

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2. Five Second Rule: The Statistical Likelihood That You Really Will Die If You Eat the French Fry That Fell on the Cafeteria Floor

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3. If I Can Have a Food Baby, Why Can’t I Birth a Pizza?

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4. The 63 Most Popular Songs by Disney Stars, and How Best to Avoid Them

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5. The “Makes-Squelchy-Sound-to-Deliciousness” scale: How Good Must Something Taste to Overcome the Revolting Texture

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6. The Kama Sutra of Twin-Bed Cuddling

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7. How to Unwrap the Rice Krispie Treat You’re Eating for Breakfast Without Waking Your Light-Sleeping Roommate

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8. “Expired” is a Relative Term: The Absolute Last Possible Date On Which You Can Eat Something Without Experiencing Dysentery

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9. If All Anyone Wants for Christmas is Their Two Front Teeth, Why Is No One Grateful When They Grow Back In: An Exploration of American Greed

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10. How to Keep Friends (And Enemies) From Noticing That You Have Three Pairs of the Same Jeans and Wear Them Literally Every Day

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11. Why, Scientifically, That Girl Looks Better in Yoga Pants than You: A Meandering Through The Concepts of Beauty and its Correlates with Rump Proportion

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12. Baby Seals Go Clubbin’: Violence, Innocence, and Nightclub Culture

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13. Rhianna: An Illustrated Journey

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14. Why Salt Makes Things Taste Cheesier

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15. Why I Can Only Get Out of Bed to the Sounds of “Laffy Taffy” By D4L

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16. Foster the People Lyrics Translated Translated Into Understandable English

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17. The Scientifically Proven Most Effective Passive Aggressive Notes to Leave Your Roommate

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18. Where Are They Now: That Slightly Overweight Woman You Thought Was Your Mom in the Grocery Store Six Years Ago

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19. I Dream of Cheetos: 101 American Snack Foods That Will Not Be Available in the Country Where You’re Studying Abroad For Three Months

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20. Do You Have 11 Protons, Because You Are Sodium Fine: Cheesy Pickup Lines Through the Ages

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21. The Detrimental Effects of Male Abbreviation of “You’ to ‘U” on Female Perceptions of Attractiveness

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