12 Thoughts Of A True Lazy Eater

Why food snobs and food slobs should probably never date. Drawings by Toothpaste For Dinner

6. Why take-out > sit-down:

7. What you should invent:

8. What trend diets sound like to you:

9.

*With non-Celiacs.

10. BAN THESE PEOPLE:

11. ABSOLUTELY NOT:

12. How your date thinks you feed yourself:

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