“My grades sucked, but no matter: I’m gonna be the next Howard Stern/Doc Harris/Real Don Steele! Oh, and Welcome to Wal-Mart!”
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You’re not living in the real world till you own a bicycle pizza cutter.
by Tashween Ali
The greatest show on earth has come a long way.