Sell that stuff, make millions…

Dog.

Escaping like a boss would have entailed crashing through a closed window….

Oh, I forgot, in America, alcohol and sex are taboo until 21 and married, respectively. That tweet makes her sound as if she’s 14 years old..OMG!

This post is a bit heavy on the sausage…

Douchebag comes to mind…

Great way to attract predatory fish…

I think the old guy meant to say…”Get another job…” or “Get 2 or 3 jobs…”

Is she insane…it’s a peanut butter sandwich! Skippy is the best…I never had a natural/organic brand that tasted any good. Perfect example of taking the simplest thing, making it as complex as possible and calling it gourmet….

Why do all these guys who do these “how to” videos sound the same…a bit whinny/valley girlish…

It’s speedier than Safari on my iPhone.

Leave Ringo alone!

This, I like…

The Brits usually do it with lemonade.
But be careful, lemonade in the UK is fizzy. Schweppes or Fanta. But there is no lemon soda in the USA…so you’ll have to make your own.

So he’s half Mexican. How did Papa get over the border?

Sloths are not monkeys
Neither are Meerkats, Baboons or Lemurs.

Jerry Garcia???

Ewoks…disturbing in any medium….

Don’t worry, he bought her a diamond mine…