One more thing, Johah: it’s usually a die-hard bible-thumper who ruins X-mas for children. An adult, fundamentalist-christian ruined the fun for my young son by insisting that belief in Santa distracts from the belief in Jesus (ditto for the Easter bunny). This same person also wont let her kids go to see Harry Potter movies; but, she will allow her kids to watch Jesus die in bloody misery on the cross in Passion. Yeah… real good Christian parenting.

1. Jonah Peretti really enjoys being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Jonah Peretti? I have.
 2. Jonah Peretti tends to hate people who are not like him. Jonah Peretti’s Mom gets excited about something cool and Jonah Peretti’s always all-knowing and basically kills the positive energy.
 3. Jonah Peretti loves reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but Jonah Peretti gets all smug about how Jonah Peretti thinks atheists think Reddit is better than other sites. Like (totally) is there some rule that if you don’t worship Jonah Peretti’s God, Jonah Peretti will accuse you of having to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF Jonah Peretti?
 4. Jonah Peretti loves to mock hard working, atheist Americans who love their kids, work hard, and choose not to go to church.
 5. Jonah Peretti thinks he is rational; but isn’t it more rational and open minded to say that “If they don’t believe in God that’s fine, they don’t have to; it’s America, after all, and I wouldn’t want to push my religion on anyone else (just like how I don’t like it when atheists push their lack of faith in my face and write cynical blog posts that show absolute contempt and hatred towards them)?” Shouldn’t real Christians keep an open mind?
 6. Jonah Peretti is one of the biggest trolls on the Internet. Jonah Peretti’s probably trolling me just for writing this reply.
 7. Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “Jonah Peretti, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly Jonah Peretti.
 8. Jonah Peretti is the kind of person who enjoys telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, Jonah Peretti! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “Jonah Peretti’s truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood.
 9. Jonah Peretti’s selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in Jonah Peretti’s life, Jonah Peretti just praises himself. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise Jonah Peretti!”
 10. Jonah Peretti just sucks. You don’t even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it.