1. Meet three-year-old colt ExtraSexyHippzster
He’s too cool for the mainstream races.
2. He raced in the 7th Race at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore today
Yeah, that’s right, he did not even bother with the Preakness Stakes
3. He told his friends that he only went because that means he got tickets to see Lorde’s show at the Preakness too
“And we’ll never be thoroughbreds (thoroughbreds)…”
4. Here’s to you, ExtraSexyHippzster!
May you be back in Brooklyn before that gallery opening’s open bar shuts down at 8:30.