I’ll just say something I’ve never said here before: Great list!!

Don’t mind me. I’m just bookmarking this using the total Luddite method of useless commenting.

A new hipster euphemism? “You are the tree hole to my owl.”

This would be better if you titled it, “[Some] Adults,” instead of specifically, “Parents.” #6 and #22 don’t look like they’ll procreate any time soon. #8 is Nathan Barnett, a slap-stick actor who always falls on purpose and isn’t a parent.

“Only I own the key to my throat.” - #35

Your fingernail is rotting away.

“Tasteful,” is not the word I’d use to describe a truck tattoo on an ankle. If only there were another “T” word that would be more appropriate…

That hose water was actually the tears of the homeless.

I agree: Gap teeth totally give me nightmares.

Spidey looks like a basketball. Your arguments are invalid.

They said inception wasn’t possible. This man proved them wrong.

Yo dawg, I herd u liek spinning…

So, are the chorus background guys singing, “E’rybody go A-hoooole…?”

Do you pronounce, “graphical,” like, “giraffe-ih-cal?” No. You don’t unless you want to make a jackass of yourself. Pronounce that G as hard as 10 boners. End. Argument.

Shōji Kawamori did it first with Sharon Apple in Macross.

The ring allows him to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

The tall blue ladies from Avatar must have carried some heavy things. If only there was a way to capture the images on a video…

A room used to wipe all of the mud off your shoes before entering the main house. Kind of like where garages lead into the house and there’s a washer/dryer room or utility room.