This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    15 Times Celebrities Should Have Stuck To Their Day Jobs

    Oh, you're a musician now?

    1. Kim Kardashian - "Jam"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    There really are no words to describe how much of a disaster Kim’s music career was, although the world would still pay good money to see the Kimye collaboration we all deserve.

    2. Keanu Reeves (Dogstar) - "Enchanted"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Keanu took the backseat as the bassist in the gloriously terrible early-2000s band, Dogstar. Thankfully he’s sticking to making gloriously terrible movies instead.

    3. Lindsay Lohan - "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    The video for “Confessions of a Broken Heart” gave us a raw and intimate look at the struggles of the Lohan family, just like every tabloid that’s ever existed.

    4. Eddie Murphy - "Party All The Time"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Let’s be real, this song is actually pretty good, but not even Rick James could make Eddie Murphy’s music career last.

    5. Scarlett Johansson - "Falling Down"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    This was a seriously valiant effort on behalf of ScarJo, but some people should just stick to what they do best.

    6. Countess LuAnn De Lesseps - "Money Can't Buy You Class"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    A handful of the women from “The Real Housewives” have tried their hands at music with interesting results. Remember, money can’t buy you class OR talent; it can however buy you a music video.

    7. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino - "The Situation"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    “Gucci, Prada, Christian Dior, LAX to the Jersey Shore.” Yeah, that happened.

    8. Heidi Montag - "Higher"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Who could forget this gem? In the wise words of Lauren Conrad “I want to forgive you and I want to forget you.” We forgive you Heidi, never do this to us again.

    9. Steven Seagal - "My God"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Steven Seagal just can’t be stopped. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP STEVEN!

    10. Brooke Hogan - "About Us" Ft Paul Wall

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    The real victim of Brooke Hogan’s music career: Paul Wall.

    11. Jennifer Love Hewitt - "BareNaked"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    She was BareNaked AND SHE JUST COULDN’T TAKE IT, DAMN IT.

    12. Bruce Willis - "Respect Yourself"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    This whole video is the total opposite of respecting yourself. Thankfully Bruce stuck to making movies about old guys who kick ass.

    13. Paris Hilton - "Stars are Blind"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Paris Hilton really paved the way for young socialites with no talent. Her “I can do it anyway” attitude gave the world this little treasure.

    14. Corey Feldman - "Ascension Millennium"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Corey Feldman was huge in the 80s and he has been desperately clinging to that glory ever since. Just watch this video, you’ll want to take a shower and have a good long cry by the end.

    15. Gwyneth Paltrow - "Country Strong"

    View this video on YouTube

    Via youtube.com

    Gwyneth has a knack for giving the world things we don’t need. Whether it’s new and exciting ways to cleanse our colons or it’s “Country Strong,” sometimes we wish we could consciously uncouple from her.