White Wine Couple

White Wine Couples have secrets. By Forklift Comedy

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Couples that drink white wine together have secrets.

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Written by Douglas Widick and Anna Callegari

Directed by Daniel Delorenzo

DP/Camera: Doug Horton

Produced by Douglas Widick, Co-Produced by Anna Callegari, Luke Koz, and Daniel Delorenzo

AC: Zach Miller

AD: Dan Moore

Grip: Jocelyn Roueiheb, Joel Straley

Music Production: Douglas Widick

Production Assistant: Dorothy Nguyen

Wardrobe: Stephanie Pezolano

CAST:

Julia Wiedeman

Dan Chamberlain

Austin Rodrigues

Mimi Fischer

Jim Knight

Max Crumm

Angela Kriese

Laura Parker

Jacqueline Lynch

Lauren Ireland

Stefan Schuette

Douglas Widick

Anna Callegari

Lyrics:

Hey look at them they're a white wine couple

Look at them they're a white wine couple

He's probably gay, or works with carpet all day

Look at them, look at them

When I'm waitin’ on a table, see a bottle that's white

I know in my heart that something isn't right

Are they divorced? Or making murderous plans?

The only excuse is if they're waiting for clams

No way, that ain't gonna work

The only people drinkin white wine are jerks

With mustaches and brown jackets

With a girlfriend named Linda and a poker racket

Hey look at them they're a white wine couple

Look at them they're a white wine couple

She's probably insane, with varicose veins

Look at them, look at them

I bring them the bottle, i'm prepared and scared

Cause a white wine couple always eats meats rare

Touching under the table

And payin with a diners club card,

Bringin' cash ain't

Hard!

His name Marco her name is Jillian

They tell each other, "you're so brilliant"

But they both got depression and deep dark secrets

"I once killed a man and fed him to an egret"

Hey look at them they're a white wine couple

Look at them they're a white wine couple

She collects thumb tacks, he eats frequent snacks

Look at them, look at them

Hey look at them they're a white wine couple

Look at them they're a white wine couple

Make their own mayonnaise, both have BFA's

Look at them, look at them