I once was a nice guy…then she didn’t spread her legs….so i became a not so nice guy…so she knew from the start to spread them puppies.  oh shoot…sarcasm doesn’t go well in type does it? oh well.

ok, just double checked…it’s not verified yet.

I don’t know if this is supposed to be a different one, but Larry David has been on twitter forever…. @BeingLarryDavid and he’s verified.

i think i saw the kid cut his wrists at the end of this clip…

I was actually talking about this guy this week with friends and we all were like “he was in a lot of stuff, but what the hell is his name!?” now i know…now if i can remember who i was talking to about this…

This makes the front page? and my post about the NCAA FROZEN FOUR gets nothing. I want a refund from buzzfeed!

is that New York from the show Flavor of Love???

I’m just waiting for the one guy who yells “YEA BRO! YOU CAME AT THEM BRO!”