3. Use them as an excuse to drink.
It’s called “Book Club”, okay?
7. Praise them.
(this one’s for all you kids who felt sick during the ‘crafting’ portion of this post.
8. Use them to help you understand (read: tolerate) sporting events.
(or really, just, like, distract yourself from that loud game going on around you.
10. Use them to transport yourself to other worlds.
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