Those fake hair scrunchies with my hair pulled into a super tight bun and gelled slick. Made it look like I had a rat’s nest on top of my head with rock hair. Ugh, 6th grade.
Response to Can You Name These Muppets?:
Homewrecker….ah, I’m dying.
Response to Why You Should Never Hit On A Bartender:
Am I the only one that’s a bit irritated by number 5? I’m not going to a bar for easy and cheap drinks I can make at home. If I want something new that I’ve heard about (like some of the ones Buzzfeed posts) don’t get pissy with me when I ask for it because it’s not “simple” and you’re lazy. I’ve bar-tended before and sure, if they’re asking for something with exotic ingredients, I can understand the frustration. But out of almost all the bars I’ve been to, you should have all of the kinds of juices you can get at a store. If not, your bar sucks.