Others might say Rand Paul is sassier.
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But until those two decide to officially join the fray, there's only one sass-master on the road to the White House.
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Before we get started, let's run down the three levels of Ted Cruz sass:
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Next-level sassy pants.
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Sometimes Ted valiantly attempts to hold back the sass, but his efforts are always futile.
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Just look at all the sassafras Ted is throwing here while he waits for a sufficient number of mics to get all up in his grill.
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Ted might be out of focus here, but he's still full of sass.
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Classic, ~you're really going to ask me that question?~ sass.
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OH, YOU WANT A QUOTE? HOW ABOUT SOME SASS FIRST?
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You should know that your words mean nothing when you're getting this kind of sass from Ted.
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Same sass, different day.
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Just because you're a child doesn't mean Ted will hold the sass back.
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What's all the sass about here? It's just Ted telegraphing his thoughts about that dude on the right still using a flip phone in the year 2015.
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You can just hear Ted saying "Kiss my sassafras" right here.
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Rand can't even handle all this sass.
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Keep up the good work, Ted. Your sassafras is untouchable.
