Sarah Palin’s new $100-a-year internet television channel has produced its first Daily Show-ready clip. Behold as the one-time vice presidential candidate tries to nail progressive activists who hate junk food but want a living wage for fast-food workers:
Wait, I thought fast food joints…Don’t you guys think that they’re, like, of the devil or something?
That’s what… Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or something.
So they all go vegan and, uh, wages and picket lines, I dunno, they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they?
I dunno, why are you even worried about fast food wages because…
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