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Jamie Dimon’s 5 Least Apologetic Moves At The Senate Banking Hearing

He’s really sorry, guys.

5. Walks into the hearing room and shakes hands with every Senator in sight.

4. Wears his sweet presidential seal cufflinks. Oh, snap.

3. Offers to get an apartment in Washington, D.C., so that he can be consulted by Congress on financial regulatory matters.

2. Flaunts the fact that U.S. Senators are susceptible to Jedi mind tricks.

1. Makes JPMorgan shareholders $2 billion richer while testifying.

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