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TV news is a tough biz. Sometimes it's hard to remember who you are.
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Or if you're asking the right questions.
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Even simple acronyms can be confusing.
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Sometimes it gets so bad you have to resort to prop comedy when you want to make your point.
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Pretending to care about some of the stuff you have to talk about can be difficult.
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And when in doubt, just be honest.
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Remember, opinions are like assholes.
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Sometimes it's best to just take a deep breath and keep it to yourself.
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Because you never know if some weirdo from the internet is watching.
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You gotta focus and make sure everyone is on the same page.
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And stick to the facts.
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Never be afraid to share some personal news with your viewers.
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And when the news gets weird, just go for it.
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But you shouldn't get too comfortable.
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'Cause it's not like you're talking to your friends.
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TV news is a serious business.
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Be wary of old people.
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And focus on the important things.
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Always remember who you're talking to.
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Avoiding stereotypes is a good idea.
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And never use technology on the air when you don't fully understand it.
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Even TV news people just need to take a TV break while they're on TV.
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Or sometimes a smoke break.
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But remember, you're on the air, so never let that stuff get out of hand.
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Always keep an eye on your co-hosts.
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'Cause you never know when you'll have a great opportunity to embarrass the hell out of them in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers.
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But when things get bad...
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...and you've had it up to here with the crap you have to report...
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...always have an escape plan.
