25 Times Ruth Bader Ginsburg Probably Wasn't 100% Sober At The SOTU

    Can you blame her?

    1. "Damn, dude, that big kid grape juice you brought back from Cali was bomb, Tony!"

    2. "Jesus, Ruth, you aren't going to pass out on us again, are you?"

    3. "Ugh, I'm not waking her up this time, you guys."

    4. "Oh shit. I'm def feeling it."

    5. "Oh, hell yeah, gettin' dem spins."

    6. "..."

    7. "Hey, how long is this thing going to take? I gotta piss like a racehorse."

    8. "Good lord, Ruthie, we've only got another hour. I told you not to break the seal."

    9. "Oh shiiit, outta my way, bitches! Here comes Obeezy AND HE'S DRIPPIN' WITH SWAGGUUU."

    10. "Get over here and give mama a hug."

    11. "Don't tell Biden, but..."

    12. "...I'm probably not 100% sober, LOLLLL."

    13. "Oh, FFS."

    14. "OK, Ruth, I gotta go give my speech now."

    15. "That's OK...I gotta go pee. Tee-heee."

    16. "Damn, you still the baddest bish in town, RBG."

    37 MINUTES LATER...

    17. "Oh, dear lord, what have I done?"

    18. "Don't pass out, don't pass out, don't pass..."

    19. "Ah, fuck it. I'm a damn Supreme Court Justice FOR LIFE, damn it."

    20. "And I do what I want."

    21. "And I want a damn nap."

    22. "Psst, Ruth. Ruuuuuth."

    23. "Ah, can't really blame her, tbh."

    24. "Zzzzzzzzzz."

    25. "Omg, same."