10 Reasons Barney Frank Would Be A Great Senator For A Few Months

Three more months of Barney Frank in public office is a win for everybody. Here's why.

1. He'll fart on live television.

2. He can find common ground with an ideological polar opposite.

3. He knows when to shut up. Well, kind of.

4. He knows the rules better than you.

5. He won't argue with dining room tables.

6. He can convince a powerful banking CEO to admit that money isn't everything.

7. He's honest about his drug use.

8. His excellent use of parliamentary inquiry.

9. He isn't afraid to push the radical homosexual agenda.

10. He doesn't want America to be boring.

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