You forgot the Parasaurolophus, punkass!

#1 would be good if you used plantains.

Yeah, fuck him for doing something he’s passionate about instead of going for that highly useful communications degree.

I’d agree if his face didn’t already do such a good job of making him look like Morrissey.

Sweet potato fries dipped into sriracha-laced ketchup are pure heaven.

So living in London is like living in a really mopey version of NYC?

Then there’s the delicious combo of Well’s Banana Bread Beer and Young’s Double Chocolate Stout.

Please stop reminding us she exists. Please stop devaluing the word “celebrity”.

The Aztecs combined chocolate and chiles, and they’re the ones who invented chocolate in the first place.

If there’s any reason why they look at all similar, it’s that same flight attendant-style fake smile they all have.