1. NASCAR drivers come from a legacy of sexy.
2. Everything about Kasey Kahne is sexy.
Anyone who disagrees should check their pulse.
4. And, BTW, Kim Coon.
5. They stare danger straight in the face.
And they’re all like, “WHAT, DANGER? WHATCHU GOT?!”
6. They give back.
Most drivers head their own charity organization. Nothing’s more attractive than giving back.
9. They look like they could save your life.
10. They are the epitome of efficient.
A quickie? You have no idea.
11. And oh-so graceful.
Drafting is up-close, personal, and as delicate as it gets.
13. They appreciate classic good looks.
And a sweet ride is the first thing on their minds.
14. They aren’t afraid to get wet.
15. Even helmet hair can’t stop the sexy.
16. They do stuff like this, which makes us really jealous.
Can you imagine rolling off the track from a fierce race to immediately suck face with your hottie race car driver boo-thang? Holy smokes.
18. They love their mamas.
That’s adorable. Take me now.
19. They love their country.
21. They celebrate like rock stars.
22. When they win a race, they disssappear in a puff of smoke because they know how good they are.
They are like really talented driving magicians.