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    7 Reasons You Should NOT Watch Katy Perry's New Video

    IT'S NO BIG DEAL

    1. A very sad throwback to the Cheetah Girls.

    2. Then Katy slings some heavy shade at Mariah "Mimi" Carey with a BASIC impostor (or drag queen?).

    3. And next thing you know, just some innocent ice cream twerking.

    4. As demonstrated by her improper form, Katy has never played ping pong.

    5. Jessica Thot.

    6. She uses Ms Aretha Franklin's likeness from the inauguration of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama II.

    7. And finishes with watermelon & deuces.

    If you really, really HAVE to watch, you better google it because I will not provide the link.