But you can’t use them during the two weeks blacked out before and after every major holiday.
That no one ever takes when they’re actually sick.
Instead they come to work and infect everyone else. Repeat ad nauseum.
But someone else always gets the last of the good ones right before you.
4. You get a complimentary gym membership!
But are afraid to admit you don’t understand what the hell that means.
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