Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

With benefits like these, who needs drawbacks?

1. You get paid vacation days!

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But you can’t use them during the two weeks blacked out before and after every major holiday.

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2. You get sick days!

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That no one ever takes when they’re actually sick.

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Instead they come to work and infect everyone else. Repeat ad nauseum.

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3. You get free snacks!

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But someone else always gets the last of the good ones right before you.

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4. You get a complimentary gym membership!

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That you will never use.

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5. You get your own cubicle!

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But it doesn’t dampen sound at all.

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6. You get lightning fast Internet!

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But every site in the world is blocked.

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7. You get a 401k and stock options!

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But are afraid to admit you don’t understand what the hell that means.

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8. And of course, you make salary now!

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Which means no more overtime pay. Ever.

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