What If The Wicked Witch Had Common Sense And Other Links

Seriously lady, wear gloves and a mask at least.

65 years after the fact, a former CIA agent is ready to reveal what really happened at Roswell…in his new book you have to buy. - [Time]

Awwwww yissssss. Scientists finally unlock the secrets of dinosaur sex. - [GammaSquad]

Paterno childcare center renamed in the wake of report that implicated university staff in covering-up child abuse. - [BleacherReport]

This LEGO Star Trek gear isn’t an official product why??? - [Tecca]

8 dead celebrities reborn as delicious food…and they’re dead again. - [Flavorwire]

Giant red cockroaches are invading Naples, Italy. Time to move. - [TheDailyBeast]

The 6 supervillains of nerd culture because if there’s one thing nerds hate, it’s other nerds. - [CollegeHumor]

Comic-Con stopped being about comic books years ago, as you can see by the 10 most anticipated panels this year. - [NYMag]

Jason Segel holds hands with Matilda Ledger since he’s dating her mom, ends up reminding the Internet Heath Ledger is dead. - [USMagazine]

Headline Story: 22 more movie plots easily sovled with access to everyday technology. Movie characters are idiots. - [Cracked]