Wearable Luggage Tops The Morning Links

I don’t the TSA is going to allow this.

Hermit crabs are terrible, terrible friends. - [TheAtlanticWire]

Did Hurricane Sandy just hurt the weekend box office? - [HollywoodReporter]

Traditional two parent households aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be. - [Salon]

When body paints meets contortionists, awesome things happen. - [Oddee]

Trapped in your house due to the hurricane? Entertain yourself with these 60 nail polish ideas. - [Glamour]

Athletes we love…then hate. Then love again. Then HATE. - [BleacherReport]

John Goodman is the busiest supporting actor this fall. - [Vulture]

Someone just stole Michael Jackson’s throne as the top earning dead celebrity. - [Time]

Still need straight forward answers to hurricane Sandy? Danger Guerrero has your information. - [Uproxx]

Headline Story: Tired of costly weight limits on flights, this couple invented the worst possible solution. - [DailyMail]