1. Literally a scene playing out in bedrooms across the world right now.
2. Don’t worry Yoda, we’ve all had that moment of vertigo during reverse cowgirl.
3. Ewoks suck at a lot of things and that’s not always an insult apparently.
7. The disappointment when the saber doesn’t live up to the hilt.
9. Jesus Lando, Han knows where the prostate is. Give him a minute.
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- The U.S. ended its $500 million program that trains and equips Syrian rebels in their fight against ISIS. ›
- A judge halted all eight scheduled executions in Arkansas. Inmates are challenging a law allowing the state to keep the source of its execution drugs a secret. ›