17 Ways Star Wars Is Basically Erotica Out Of Context

Childhood ruined.

1. Literally a scene playing out in bedrooms across the world right now.

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2. Don’t worry Yoda, we’ve all had that moment of vertigo during reverse cowgirl.

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3. Ewoks suck at a lot of things and that’s not always an insult apparently.

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4. Leia, you judgmental bitch.

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5. [muffled strip tease music plays in the distance]

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6. “Hey pretty lady, you get abducted here often?”

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7. The disappointment when the saber doesn’t live up to the hilt.

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8. Boba Fett works hard and plays hard.

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9. Jesus Lando, Han knows where the prostate is. Give him a minute.

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10. Hahaha, Yoda is really riding Luke hard.

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11. I doubt the ladies mind, Han.

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12. Man humans look stupid mid-climax.

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13. Oh Vader don’t be silly. Once a sub, always a sub.

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14. See? Even your kid knows.

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15. Droids need love too.

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16. Yeah, that’s the spot.

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17. We’ll leave you with the knowledge R2 always walked behind to check out dat ass.

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