1. Literally a scene playing out in bedrooms across the world right now.
2. Don’t worry Yoda, we’ve all had that moment of vertigo during reverse cowgirl.
3. Ewoks suck at a lot of things and that’s not always an insult apparently.
6. “Hey pretty lady, you get abducted here often?”
7. The disappointment when the saber doesn’t live up to the hilt.
9. Jesus Lando, Han knows where the prostate is. Give him a minute.
13. Oh Vader don’t be silly. Once a sub, always a sub.
- U.S. President Barack Obama and leaders from 20 nations called for doubling clean energy research funding over the next five years at the Paris climate summit 🌍 ›
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- And Kobe Bryant wrote a poem announcing that he's retiring from professional basketball at the end of this season 🏀🎭 ›