1. Literally a scene playing out in bedrooms across the world right now.
2. Don’t worry Yoda, we’ve all had that moment of vertigo during reverse cowgirl.
3. Ewoks suck at a lot of things and that’s not always an insult apparently.
7. The disappointment when the saber doesn’t live up to the hilt.
9. Jesus Lando, Han knows where the prostate is. Give him a minute.
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