1.
Based on Shang's behavior, pretty sure this is a pick-up line.
2.
Some mind-searing implications to that boast.
3.
Damn Elastigirl, get it.
4.
Well that's a damn shame.
5.
Look there's scientifically no way to say "quiver" without sounding dirty.
7.
Pac-Man likes his ladies inexperienced.
8.
Hey lady, no means no.
9.
Disney needs to work on aging up characters before having them say shit like this*.
10.
Pegasus is inspecting the goods.
11.
Lumiere is lucky candelabra can't get syphilis.
12.
Should...should we be seeing this?
13.
This feels like a trick question.
14.
And this is definitely a trap. Nice try, Chris Hansen.
16.
Mulan is 800% done with Mushu's bullshit.
18.
Literally just realized Hades is Megara's pimp.
19.
And that Mole was trying to proposition* Kida.
20.
Awkward. Shhhh. Just stop talking.
