"Trek And The City" Twitter Parody Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Who knew Starfleet language was so dirty? If this premise isn’t a SyFy series by the end of the year, I’ll eat my hat.

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The Borg may have added Stanford's biological and technological distinctiveness to their own, but they could never take his fabulousness.

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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A party of Klingons had taken the bridge, but as Samantha saw it, being taken by Klingons was always a party.

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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Charlotte was devastated. If we could successfully engage Species 8472 in diplomacy, she wondered, then why couldn't Harry pop the question?

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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The vacuum of space may be lonely, but space has nothing on a single girl waiting by her phone on a Friday night.

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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"Things run better with a good-looking man in charge," Samantha said. "Look at Khan. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone."

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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As we sealed the Bridge and transferred remaining power to engineering, I wondered - who really had the power in Big's and my relationship?

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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Much like the hull on Decks 2, 5 and 11, Aidan's trust for me was irreparably breached.

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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If Stanford had learned one thing during his time on the ship, it was this: Never fall for a security officer in a red shirt.

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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Charlotte despaired that the only thing less hospitable than the Demon Class planet's surface was her own uterus

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)
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The modified Borg nanoprobes were loaded into the warhead, but in Holodeck 1, Samantha was experiencing a very different kind of probe.

— trekandthecity (@Star Trek & The City)

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