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"Trek And The City" Twitter Parody Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Who knew Starfleet language was so dirty? If this premise isn’t a SyFy series by the end of the year, I’ll eat my hat.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
"Trek And The City" Twitter Paro...
Donna Dickens
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn't the only thing Samantha violated that night.

12:12 PM - 24 Jan 13
2.
Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

The photon torpedo had created a wormhole big enough for the ship to pass through, but Marcus's deceit had torn a hole in Stanford's heart.

7:28 AM - 28 Jan 13
3.
Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

Samantha was stunned to learn that pon farr occurred just once every seven years; her insatiable urge to mate kicked in after three Cosmos.

2:44 AM - 27 Jan 13
4.
Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

He may have been a holographic projection driven by advanced computer algorithms, but he was more real than any man I had ever known.

4:18 AM - 26 Jan 13
5.
Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

The Universal Translator could decipher countless alien languages, but I was still no closer to understanding Big.

4:44 PM - 26 Jan 13
6.
Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

The Borg may have added Stanford's biological and technological distinctiveness to their own, but they could never take his fabulousness.

1:02 AM - 26 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

A party of Klingons had taken the bridge, but as Samantha saw it, being taken by Klingons was always a party.

9:48 PM - 25 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

Charlotte was devastated. If we could successfully engage Species 8472 in diplomacy, she wondered, then why couldn't Harry pop the question?

9:03 AM - 25 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

The vacuum of space may be lonely, but space has nothing on a single girl waiting by her phone on a Friday night.

5:40 AM - 25 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

"Things run better with a good-looking man in charge," Samantha said. "Look at Khan. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone."

2:58 AM - 25 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

As we sealed the Bridge and transferred remaining power to engineering, I wondered - who really had the power in Big's and my relationship?

10:18 PM - 24 Jan 13
12.
Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

Much like the hull on Decks 2, 5 and 11, Aidan's trust for me was irreparably breached.

10:43 AM - 24 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

If Stanford had learned one thing during his time on the ship, it was this: Never fall for a security officer in a red shirt.

7:57 AM - 24 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

Charlotte despaired that the only thing less hospitable than the Demon Class planet's surface was her own uterus

4:04 PM - 23 Jan 13
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Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity

The modified Borg nanoprobes were loaded into the warhead, but in Holodeck 1, Samantha was experiencing a very different kind of probe.

5:29 AM - 23 Jan 13

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