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15 Things Twitter Girlfriends Are Not Allowed To Do

Well-played gentlemen. The #MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo hashtag might have started as misogyny but it has been seriously hijacked.

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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto ride shotgun or backseat dudes might stare at her through the window she knows whatsup

— ChrisLoville (@#Truuuuu)
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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto go out and eat with her "guy friends" she can stay here and eat what I can afford

— DrewColachico (@Drew)
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#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo Go swimming unless she wears the VS bikini I got her.

— CamYrrehc (@Mac Cherry)
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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto take pictures with other guys unless I'm in the background like

— ADrlacic11 (@Andrej 'Dre' Drlacic)
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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto bend over for anything in public. If you drop your pencil you better use one of these

— YesMyNameIs_Bob (@August 1st!)
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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto leave the house without her anniversary bracelet I got her

— Trevor_Friday (@Trevor)
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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto leave this spot right here..

— _EaSyMusic (@Freaki Eric ɤb)
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#mygirlfriendisnotallowedto have more than three guy friends. The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit.

— TELLEM_TRU (@IG:millz_tru July24)
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#MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo a- .............. wait.........I don't have a girlfriend......

— ID107_Error (@Juanzi)
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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto answer this phone call

— Adam_Lees (@Δ)

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