The Worst Border-Crossing Attempt Ever Tops The Morning Links

And it would’ve worked too, if not for that meddling fence.

Conan went to the Halloween store and found a variety of traumatizing costumes. - [TeamCoco]

7 crazy objects displaced by Hurricane Sandy. - [NYMag]

Someone stole Amy Winehouse’s wedding dress from her home before it was due to be auctioned off. - [NBC]

10 things to do if you’re stuck in the dark. - [TheAtlanticWire]

The Rock nailed it this Halloween. - [BleacherReport]

And now for some good news, the U.S. added over 150K jobs in October. - [Guardian]

Last night, John Stewart paid tribute to all the East Coast politicians and workers in a new segment called “A Daily Show Tribute to Institutional Competence.” - [Observer]

The best tweets about the Star Wars/Lucsasfilm merger. - [Time]

Headline Story: Mexican smugglers had a daring, if flawed, plan to get over the fence at the U.S. border. - [DailyMail]