The Wide World Of Microscopic Sand Tops The Morning Links

There’s a veritable cornucopia of variety right under your feet.

The founder of Crocs realized he was the founder of Crocs and got drunk and belligerent with cops. - [TMZ]

After a great showing by the USA at the London Olympics, who is our best bet to grab the gold in Rio. - [BleacherReport]

This bride is straight up pulling a Chicago claiming she didn’t mean to stab her fiance to death with a kitchen knife hours before their wedding. - [HLN]

Jean Claude Van Damme just admitted to having an affair with Kylie Minogue. No, seriously. - [TheSuperficial]

Jon Stewart handled Rob Pattinson’s first post-cheating-scandal interview with humor and aplomb. - [Uproxx]

In a moment of irony, a California hearse driver died while in route to a funeral. - [Fox]

Google Autocomplete was combined with this interactive map to tell you which states are boring, racist and good at sports. Among other things. - [Slate]

After initially banning them, Facebook backtracks and okay marijuana reform ads. - [DeathAndTaxes]

Just when you thought this meme was dead, Sh*t Girls Says returns with a fashion installment. - [Glamour]

Headline Story: Putting these 10 thing under a microscope really changes your perspective. - [Oddee]