I'm with Douglas. “Secular Christmas” is in itself an oxymoron. You can have a secular seasonal song, but if it has to do with a Christian holiday, it's not secular.

Best song is still “Carol of the Bells”

i can't embed the video - but “a christmas duel” by cyndi lauper and the hives is AMAAAZING.

Don't Shoot Me Santa - The Killers.

#19 Odd movie moment. She sings Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas and then the little sister goes out and immediately massacres a poor family of snowmen. WTF

Glad someone mentioned White Wine in the Sun, by Tim Minchin I am the biggest Scrooge in the world and that song makes me cry like a baby.

You would not think any one of these songs was any good at all if you had to work retail during the holdays.

#19 ftw (typing through the tears)

Once I saw mariah carey's horrifying abortion of a holiday song on this list I just stopped reading.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wfZUSw2g-4 chuck berry's run run rudolph!

“Baby, It's Cold Outside” is the best holiday date rape song.

I'm not understanding how any song that contains “Christmas” or “Santa Claus” {literally Saint Claus} can be considered Secular since both are directly connected to the Christian holy day. Or are these “secular” because they don't have the word “Jesus” in them?

Jingle Bells isn't a Christmas song. Don't call it one. There are non-Christian people in the US too and I liked that song partially because it was one of the few winter songs that wasn't a Christmas song. Don't take it from us. Being non-Christian around Christmas is already bad enough. The song's also much better than a lot of the shitty niche-pandering songs on that list.