Satirical Summer Migratory Species And Other Links

Ah yes, fascinating specimens.

Fox News frames Michael Jordan as “Failed Baseball Player Headlines Obama Fundraiser”. - [IndecisionForever]

See 160 years of hurricanes mapped into one giant spooky hurricane! - [FastCodesign]

These 6 video game puzzles are the most absurd, difficult and outlandish problem solvers in the history of the genre. - [Cracked]

Military unveils fireproof make-up to help protect soliders from roadside bombs. - [DeathAndTaxes]

25 cool tattoos based on children’s movies. - [Flavorwire]

Celine Dion poses topless, looks amazing, (SFW). - [PopSugar]

If you’re reading this on a tablet, prepare to feel guilty. Indonesians are literally dying to help make them a possibility. - [Uproxx]

State Fair season is upon us. Let’s celebrate with 24 pictures of deep fried food. - [TheChive]

Missing woman’s body found in suitcase. Boyfriend sought either as suspect or another victim. - [HLN]

Headline Story: These are only two of many migratory species spotted in the summer months. How many of the other have you seen? - [CollegeHumor]