Photographic Evidence Karl Lagerfeld Is A Vampire

A very powerful day-walking vampire.

1. I Defy You To Look At This Photo And NOT Think He’s A Vampire

Image by KENA BETANCUR / Reuters

2. Why All The High-Necked Shirts, Lagerfeld? Hiding something?

Image by BENOIT TESSIER / Reuters

3. Life Giving UV Rays Hurting Your Undead Eyes, Karl?

Image by Stephan Schraps / Getty Images

4. You Can Almost Hear Him Thinking “Oh, they brought me a snack. How divine.”

Image by GUENTER SCHIFFMANN / Getty Images

5. Look At This Suave Mother Fucker. You Want To Give Him Your Blood Right Now, Don’t You?

Image by Francois Mori / AP

6. Lunging For The Kill On Camera…Sloppy Lagerfeld.

Image by GUENTER SCHIFFMANN / Getty Images

7. Those Are The Gloves Of An Unliving War Lord

Image by Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images

8. Dracula Only Had Three Brides. Dracula Ain’t Got Shit On Lagerfeld.

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9. Look At Her Dead Eyes. Bride Number Five In The Works.

Image by JEAN-PIERRE MULLER / Getty Images

10. Alternate Theory: Super Villain

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