That “Mall Rats” kid lied to us! It wasn’t a sailboat! - [GeeksAreSexy]
Gain 30lbs. before Easter with this Deviled Cadbury Egg recipe. - [DeathAndTaxes]
Dumb phone users are proud of their Luddite ways. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Assassin’s Creed says all assassins are men because it’s a man’s world and girls wouldn’t be going around murdering people because that’d be unrealistic in a world where genetic memory can be accessed like virtual reality. - [G4]
The top 5 animals from “The Hunger Games”. - [Discovery]
Headline Story: The rumor mill started this morning that Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are expecting their first child and you’d think her reps would’ve tamp it down by now if it weren’t true. - [Celebitchy]
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