Kristen Wiig And Ben Stiller Look OLD, And More Morning Links

Chill out, it’s just for their new movie, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

Remember alleged “actor” Hayden Christensen? He’s kicking around with a unnaturally blonde fauxhawk. - [JustJared]

Ludacris wasn’t wasting thousands of dollars in an Atlanta strip club by making it rain on the ladies. He was just living the stereotype dream. - [TMZ]

Can’t we just save money on the Emmy’s this year by preemptively giving Game of Thrones ALL THE AWARDS? No? Well here’s everything it’s nominated for. - [OhNoTheyDidn’t]

On top of a bunch of controversy, the Lone Ranger budget has ballooned completely out of control. - [Filmdrunk]

Pierce Brosnan learned the hard way that wetsuits are pretty revealing. Awkward. - [TheSuperficial]

7-11 is downsizing the Double Gulp because they care about your health. AHAHAHAHAHA! No, not really. They care about the size of the cup holder in your car. - [DeathAndTaxes]

Massachusetts locals declare Kate Winslet a bitch after she goes to work instead of hanging out and letting them adore her. - [Celebitchy]

Maybe the Mayans were right and world is ending. Adam Sandler actually made a funny movie. - [Vulture]

Dammit Justin Timberlake, stop futzing around with a home decor line and go record a new album. - [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Headline Story: Kristen Wiig and Ben Stiller must sit the make-up chair for half the day to look old. - [USMagazine]