Jesus Was Not A Zombie
The more you know. And knowing is half the battle. Easter is not the celebration of the world’s most famous zombie, as shown in this air tight rebuttal.
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eixo a year ago
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Interesting spike in searches for “Lich” on Wikipedia since this was published.
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brendanmoore a year agoKinda glad that he’s not a vampire because I really don’t think Team Edward would stand for that.
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Scott W. a year ago
Stay informed! Stay safe! If you see Jesus Christ this Easter do not engage him directly, the weakest Lich will have a Challenge Rating of 13, so do not approach unless prepared and with a party of three other adventurers all of you at level 10 minimum. Any lower level and you could risk TPK. Unlike most Lichs, Jesus’ phylactery has yet to identified making every defeat thus far only temporary. Be on the look out for an item known as the “Holy Grail” currently the best candidate as far as most people looking to take this foul Necromancer down once and for all are concerned. If you find it do not destroy it immediately, instead hand it over to your local holy temple or wizards tower and let them handle it. Be wary this Easter and don’t become a thrall to Christ. Mindless and enslaved is no way to go through life. Contact your local Priesthood/Temple for more information.
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