In defense of "Pink Slime". - [TheAtlantic]
40 names the dwarves in "Snow White" could've ended up with. - [Flavorwire]
Dick Cheney got a new heart, plans to outlive children not yet born. - [TheDailyBeast]
Quick, sound super smart to your friends by boning up on the history of Megan Draper's sexy serenade. - [Vulture]
Danica Patrick turns 30, still the hottest thing to happen to NASCAR ever. - [CoedMagazine]
Turns out parents are more likely to discuss sex and drugs with their kids than how to save money. - [Time]
Liam Hemsworth sometimes feels more like Miley Cyrus's babysitter than her boyfriend. - [NYPost]
Headline Story: Jennifer Lawrence might be the best thing to happen to Hollywood since Mila Kunis. - [WWTDD]