NYPD has released a portion of the victim's statement: “Meesa day startin' pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchen, then boom! Gettin' berry scared and grabbin' dat Jedi and pow! Meesa here! Meesa gettin' berry, berry scared!”

“Obviously this video did not turn out at all like we wanted it too.”
Funny, it turned out exactly how I wanted it to.

JarJar Binks and any likeness thereof should be legally obliged to take at least one beating a day, for a year, and then, mandatory lethal injection.

Bah…guy overreacted sure, but he did tell Jar Jar to back off repeatedly. I do hope this is just some lame April Fool's day prank. If not, well then….yeah..

I say the whole thing is fake b/c I want to believe people aren't this stupid.

he's pressing charges on a guy he instigated? even as a joke, if someone tells you 2-3 times to stop bothering them and to get out of their face and you keep invading their personal space, you shouldn't be so surprised if things don't turn out well..

Deserved what happened to them after being told to go away. But Darth Maul coming in was hilarious!

lol pressing charges on someone who you were touching and annoying. april fools

I don't know, man. Not everyone is in on your little jokey-time on the subway. What if the dude just got laid off? The last thing he needs is someone shoving a Jar Jar mask in his face after repeatedly telling him to GTFO.

When Darth Maul came in a loled so hard

WOW a guy gets on a subway and tries to be funny buy annoying people gets beat…hmmm who would have ever thought that might happen.

Ok, I'll be the first to say it: LAWL!