Husband Accidentally Outs Affair Via Text Tops The Morning Links

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Beer geeks will stop at nothing to unlock the secrets of Obama’s White House brew. - [TheAtlanticWire]

Rumor has it Ryan Gosling won’t father Eva Mendes child unless she agrees to put a ring on it. - [Crushable]

Apple and Foxconn are working to make working in the Chinese factory more bearable, but is it enough? - [HuffingtonPost]

Good grief, just because they’re marketed as “novelty” items doesn’t mean adult toys should be able to be mistaken for TOY toys. - [Cosmopolitan]

As any innocent person would do, Lindsay Lohan immediately skipped town after being questioned about stealing jewelry. - [TMZ]

It’s almost Friday which means it’s time to prep for boozing. Try any of these 60 options for a healthier drunk stupor. - [Greatist]

Take some time to read all 100 of the funniest sports quotes ever said. - [BleacherReport]

The Minnesota State Fair is just around the corner and they’ve just released all the new fair food fit to eat this year, including camel burgers. - [HLN]

Kirk Cameron backs Todd Akin because of course he does! - [DeathAndTaxes]

Headline Story: You think that’s bad? Check out 10 more texts that definitely went to the wrong person. - [Oddee]