2. Too milquetoast. Be more aggressive.
3. Too aggressive, too aggressive!
4. Too bad acid trippy.
5. Too soul crushingly lonely.
6. Too much genital trauma.
7. Too alienating to cat people.
8. Too inappropriate timing.
9. Oh my God, are you even trying?
10. Stop. Just stop.
11. Just right. We did it guys. We found the perfect awkward high five photo.
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