Jessica Simpson wore shorts, looked okay. - [PopSugar]
If you automatically think these 4 things are hilarious, you are wrong. - [Cracked]
Who said it? Real Biden or The Onion Biden? - [Jest]
30 sports cliches that need to just go away. - [BleacherReport]
Om nom nom. Check out the best food trucks in New York 2012. - [FoodAndWine]
ABC is going to turn A Knight's Tale from 2001 starring Heath Ledger into a show. How do we feel about this? - [Crushable]
Trent Reznor announced new music, shows, and a new member of his band. - [PITNB]
In America, you can still get fired for being pregnant. - [Cosmopolitan]
15 lawsuits proving our justice system is messed up. - [TruTV]
Headline Story: What was your guess? Was it "hands-free sperm extractor"? You win! - [DailyMail]