1. Dress to impress.
2. Don't let anything crimp your style.
3. Be a superhero.
4. No. Seriously.
5. Perfect how to humble brag.
6. And don't be afraid to shine.
7. But have a sense of humor about your prospects.
8. Have some flair.
9. Definitely understand graduating is a sacred tradition.
10. That should be given your utmost attention.
11. Totally sacred.
12. Don't be afraid to show enthusiasm.
13. Or lack thereof.
14. Take the honor of giving speeches very seriously.
15. And bring the most interesting +1.
16. Remember, your parents are super excited and supportive about this achievement!
17. And will throw you the most righteous after-party.
18. Know the family wants a serious photo to use to brag about you.
19. But don't care.
20. Because you're an adult now. You do what you want.
